Yeah. My weekend is shot. I wish I had one more day to do stuff.
Today I'm gonna go by Doc-In-The-Box to get my foot checked out. But really, it seems to be getting better, so I don't know if I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take the cookies and brownies that didn't get eaten at the non-party yesterday and barter 'em at Lechner for shiny things, writing utensils, firstborn children and other small trinkets. And then I have laundry and homework to do. Yay.
So, upon opening my front door to walk the dogs this morning, I detected a most peculiar odor. So now, not only do we have Hebi-San (Mr. Snake) slithering around, we have a Monsieur Le Pew. I mean, skunks are cute, but they stink. So meh.
Should go get breakfast, I guess.
UPDATE (with extra fluff)
So, all went according to plan with the cookies. I gave them away to a few people, but then I got bored and just left them on a table. Went by Barnes & Noble and got some puzzles (I loves the puzzles) and then came home. But as I was getting the mail, I heard a strange noise. I looked... and there were two yellow puffballs outside the welcome center! They weren't ducks, I could tell that much, and they weren't of Pete, for there is no lady for Pete. I finished getting my mail, and the two chicklets started FOLLOWING me! Needless to say, I brought them inside and put them in a box. But then I realized that I couldn't take care of them, for a number of reasons.
1. Toby and Sophie would eat them
2. The maximum number of pets is 2. Plus the chicks(hereafter known as Bill & Ted), I have 4. That would be breaking my lease.
3. Chick peeping gets REALLY annoying after a while
4. Chickens are only cute when they're young and fluffy. Then they get big, ugly and delicious.
5. I have no idea how to take care of chickens, or how long I will need to
6. I won't know what to do with them. They can't live in a box on my kitchen table forever. Besides, what use would I have with two full-grown chickens?
So I let 'em outside. I gave them a crumbled up cracker and a little dish of water, and they are currently on my back porch. I have pictures and videos.
I'm just afraid that snake is gonna gobble them up! My upstairs neighbor, who is in vet school, said that she will call one of her vet-school friends to come get the thing. So that's good.
Lonche-tiems. Gonna post the pics on facebook and submit 'em to Cute Overload, and then I might just take a nap. Bai~
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"Besides, what use would I have with two full-grown chickens?"
ReplyDeleteUhm... you could eat them? Carve them into jack-o-lanterns? Just some suggestions... But it would cool if they just lived around the apartments like Pete.
Where THE FUCK did they come from???
I really shouldn't read your comments while eating. Almost had milk and cereal come out my nose at 'carve them into jack-o-lanterns'
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